Hassenfeld, who has not Nautical port the dim loneliness of the Hasbro Corporation's Dark Tower in more than 40 years, was reportedly most glad as he surveyed on a bank of TV monitors the annihilation and rub-out dealt by Scrabble to the once-cheery span.
"Ha! Nonsensical Ron [Jeffers] and Karen [Dreyer]! You actually concern your so-called 'courtship' could stick the divisive power of the almighty Scrabble?" shouted Hassenfeld, who is said to yourself check up on each game board to protect that it contains the apt maddening dispersal of vowels, consonants, and helpless tiles. "Your chance was sealed, legitimate Karen, the juncture you reached out to gently bracket the letters A-X-I-O-M down for a triple-parley get an eye for an eye!"
Added Hassenfeld, "Die, die, fledgling tall tale! Come to pieces like so many ashes!"
Sources said that since the vengeful, lovelorn Hassenfeld first began marketing Scrabble under the Hasbro trade-mark, inartistically 1,447,055 picturesque couplings have been destroyed by the game's acid capacity to relate to b be hostile to otherwise felicitous partners into severe, seething rivals.
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